MummyFriends Home Mummies Pyramids Pharaohs Gods Writing Daily Life Store

Q:  Where do mummies go if they want to swim?
A:  The Dead Sea!
Q:  Why did the mummy cross the road?
A:  To get to "The Other Side"!
Q:  What is a mummy's favorite music?
A:  Wrap!
(contributed by Neha)
Q:  Do mummies enjoy being mummies?
A:  Of corpse!
(contributed by Anonymous)
Little Tut:  Mummy, Pharaoh is on the phone for you!
Mummy:  Tell him I can't come to the phone right now. I'm all tied up!
Knock, knock!
-- Who's there?
-- Tomb!
-- Tomb who?
-- "Tomb" many people are knocking on this door!

Why not suggest one of your own?

Your name: (if you want us to credit you)

Your joke (related to mummies, please):

By submitting your joke, you are giving us permission to publish it on