MummyFriends Jokes

Q:	Where do mummies go if they want to swim?
A:	The Dead Sea!

Q:	Why did the mummy cross the road?
A:	To get to "The Other Side"!

Q:	What is a mummy's favorite music?
A:	Wrap!

(contributed by Neha)

Q:	Do mummies enjoy being mummies?
A:	Of corpse!

(contributed by Anonymous)

Little Tut:	Mummy, Pharaoh is on the phone for you!
Mummy:	Tell him I can't come to the phone right now. I'm all tied up!

Knock, knock!
-- Who's there?
-- Tomb!
-- Tomb who?
-- "Tomb" many people are knocking on this door!

Why not suggest one of your own?